Sometimes I just say ‘why do i ship this’, but i forget about it when I see something of my OTP

diglettusedfly:

When you just want to see your OTP fucking, don’t you call that an OTP boner

Yes, yes I do. 

lacertae-dreamscape:

So when I have too much time, I do this. *bricked*

bottleshark:

I guess now is as good of a time as any to admit I ship this.

davekatwhisperer:

SO MAL’S BIRTHDAY IS SOON AND I DREW SOMETHING FROM OUR RP FOR IT NOW GO SPREAD THE LOVE

Dave seems comfy 

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ryu-gemini:

i think maybe i should have put this on askdavekat….oh well..;;;; urrgh i dont think anyone asked a question about clothes switching, and someone requested a clothes switch for me to draw so im sticking it here!!!

hehehehhehe RUDE KARKAT..RUDE…

ju5t4n3rd:

you know it’s your OTP when you start hyperventilating when it shows up on your dash.

Also when you cry and giggle and even scream like a little dying animal when you see them.

sleepy0wl:

aH ive been meaning to draw this scene for a while because i LOVED IT A LOT??? I LOVE THESE TWO…OK……………

there was another panel but i had a dumb moment and accidentally saved over it )8 wah

airbornranch:

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TG: hey vantas you forgot something here last night
TG: it still smells a lot like you man do you ever shower i like it though
TG: so you gonna come back and get it or what 

HOLY FUCK

STRIDER GIVE THAT BACK

make me vantas i dont feel like letting you have it back for a while

GODDAMNIT YOU ASSHOLE

WHY ARE YOU WEARING IT WITHOUT A SHIRT!

YOU ARE MAKING IT LOOK LIKE SOMETHING HAPPENED THAT *DEFINITELY DID NOT*!

now now mr vantas dont go breaking my fragile little heart

are you saying that nothing happened last night are you feeling ashamed of our wonderful time together 

SHITTY MOVIES WITH YOU AND EGBERT ARE NOT WHAT I WOULD CALL A “WONDERFUL TIME”.

cmon karkles youre just avoiding the subject now we both know john left after the first movie
leaving you and me alone for the rest of the night 

AND I SAT ON THE COUCH WATCHING AS YOU PLAYED YOUR IDIOTIC DORITO VIDEO GAME.

IT WAS NOT AMUSING.

again with the avoiding of the subject seriously vantas are you really that ashamed of having had your best night ever with a human
you werent complaining last night 

I SURE AS FUCK *WAS* COMPLAINING

AND ALTHOUGH IT MAY HAVE BEEN MY BEST NIGHT WITH A HUMAN

IT STILL FUCKING SUCKED.

YOU DIDN’T STOP PLAYING THAT VIDEO GAME UNTIL I FELL ASLEEP ON THE COUCH.

you woke up right after i turned it off dude its like you were never asleep at all

dont tell me you didnt enjoy it when i dragged my hands all over your body and whispered in your ear 

IT WAS NOT EXACTLY AS ROMANTIC AS YOU’RE MAKING IT SOUND.

YOU WERE WHISPERING “GET OUT OF MY HOUSE” AS YOU TOSSED ME OUT THE DOOR.

you were drooling on my couch babe i couldnt have that
i still havent been able to wash it off

but if you come back now and promise not to ruin any more furniture for me you might get your hoodie back plus i might reward you for being nice
can you do that karkles 

DONT CALL ME THAT.

WHAT WILL YOU GIVE ME

ANOTHER HICKEY? BECAUSE I DO NOT WANT THAT.

YOU SHOULD AT LEAST HAVE WOKEN ME UP

OR BOUGHT ME DINNER OR SOME SHIT.

MARKING UP A GUY IN HIS SLEEP IS LOW, STRIDER. YOU MUST BE AS DESPERATE AS ERIDAN.

comparing me to ampora is a pretty low blow but dont worry sweetheart i forgive you

do you want a candlelit dinner on a restaurant by the beach while watching the sunset is that what you want cause i can make that happen

dont complain about the hickey i have to mark whats mine properly so no one else takes it

APPARENTLY I HAVE TO MARK WHAT IS MINE AS WELL

OR ELSE SOME GRUBFUCK WITH NO SHIRT WILL WEAR IT

would you prefer if i took it off cause i can make that happen too in fact i just did


is that better karkles 

OH GODDAMNIT.

WHY IS-

WHAT-

I…

UM.

strider 1 vantas 0
doors unlocked see you later 

(Source: airbornranchdressing)