“Just write a fucking note, the dweeb will get the damn hint he isn’t wanted at some point.”
“Kevin! Eddy is my dear friend, and I demand you give him respect to at least some degre- N-No! Get your hands from under my shirt! We are not- St-stop … stop distracting me.”
“Just five minutes, babe.”
” … five minutes.”
That is how the situation came to hand as Eddy ignored the sticky note on the front door of Edd’s house. It’s how Eddy stepped into the house, tossing his bag without a care onto the floor and calling out loudly for the ‘sockhead’ to make him a snack and pop in a movie for movie night between the three Ed’s. It is how Eddy found himself with his mouth open in shock, watching his best friend straddle between Kevin’s legs, Kevin’s tongue exploring Double D’s tonsils and pressing on his slim hips to get more friction between them on the couch.
It’s how Kevin glared harshly as Edd murmured out a half assed explanation as to why their ‘rival’ and ‘enemy’ was memorizing every dip and curve of Edd’s chest and learning proper anatomy of another boy. “Seriously, dork? Can’t fucking read or something? We’re a bit busy here so screw off already.”
Eddy didn’t comment, taking two steps back, pushing Ed from getting a view of their best friend, and shut the door.
Where was the mind bleach when Eddy needed it?
but let’s be honest that’s creeper steve level 2
◤ gravity falls ◢
you didn’t REALLY think I was going to torture you for a WHOLE ‘NOTHER WEEK, did you?! hahaha
So today in class a wasp flew into our room and was sitting on the ceiling and instead of just killing it with a ruler or book or something mY TEACHER SET IT ON FIRE
When it comes to fucking with your fandom, how do you rank yourself on a scale of Anne Rice to Misha Collins?
idk it started off as me wanting to do a photoup picture but then it ended with Nat getting a handful of Kevin’s ass…idk meng…idk. LMAO
i think this is the stupidest thing i’ve made so far i’m sorry
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You Shouldn’t Have Done That of the Day: Chinese Man’s Eel Experiment Goes South (or North)
Somewhere in China, there’s a doctor who can say that she’s pulled a live eel out of a patient’s ass to save his life. And she did. According to her blog post, it all began when a 39-year-old man drunkenly inserted a live swamp eel into his anus (as to re-enact a scene from an adult film), but upon entering, the creature began eating away at his colon in an attempt to escape. Luckily for him, doctors managed to remove the slippery animal in an emergency surgery before it could cause any fatal damage.
I CANT, SHINJI AND KAWORU ARE SO FUCKING GAY FOR EACH OTHER DÑSAKFLALÑAÑLA
There are no words… only nightmares.