WARNING: Implied sex
Translated for cowruu!
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Hey guys,
took a quick look at my message…. anddd…
Sorry, i changed my mind on send everyone the pics.
There were ALOT of emails and messages, i’ll try to answer them all but if i don’t answer them please don’t be offended, yeahhhh. (some you guys saw in the show lol)
So,…
“Headcanon: out of the two of them, edd takes the longest to come due to a combo of inexperience and nerves and distractions (like he can’t stop thinking how filthy it is). kevin would be more upset about that, except it’s become a game to find the quickest ways to turn edd on and get him to finish first” -Anonymous
Fool Me Three Times - nsfw
Surprisingly, or at least surprising for him, Kevin always blew his load before the dork. It was the first time they’d actually done anything and well, Kevin got a little exciting thinking about it, holding his boner for at least an hour beforehand. Just a touch on his dick would have him shooting stars.
But there’s that saying, Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice shame on me. Kevin was more adamant the second time, dirty humping Edd through his jean’s. It was toxic, how hot, numb and alive he felt, just from teenage rutting. The noises Edd would make, the flushed tone of his skin, the way he’d claw at Kevin shirt - God bless him if he could last longer.
Fool me twice, shame on me. Kevin came with vigor, moaning gruffly into Edd’s ear who bucked at the noise, but still straining in his jean’s. Kevin sighed, his boxers coated with his own spunk but feeling momentarily peaceful. Yet his boyfriend whined, flushing more, “Edd?” Kevin smiled softly. Maybe… maybe Edd wasn’t into sex, or being sexual. Edd returned the smile, but Kevin still worried, kissing him softly, and working a hand into Edd’s jeans to stroke him to completion.
Still, with Edd placid and warm in his arm’s Kevin felt nauseous at the thought that he could possibly be forcing Edd into this. That’s why he’s so anxious, and takes longer to come.
“Um, Edd..?”
Title: Snow Cones
Summary: While at the beach, jealousy prompts Kevin to make sure Edd knows he is his, and his only.
Rating: MAs promised, smutty oneshot for hellyeahkevedd for being my 1000th follower! Enjoy guys~
AHHHHH I am officially in love with youu
when Double D and Kevin first actually have sex I think Kevin would be as careful as can be. He’d boil his sheets and press them before Edd arrives. He’d vacuum and clean his room so it was completely spotless -disinfectant sprayed so his room smells like the lemon breeze of Edd’s sheets- and have…
omg nsfw apparently
obviously, kev really fucking likes having sex with edd okay, their first time was ridiculous because even though kev had sex before edd, the minute edd started whimpering into his ear and clutched onto his back and hair he came so fast he thought he…
Bee wanted a college fic about Kevin and Edd being in different school but still keeping their relationship.
NSFW: rimming, blow jobs,
Kevin contemplating murder“Kevin!” Edd squeals, running from his dorm building to the parking lot outside to hug his leather clad boyfriend. It’s sudden and out of character for Edd, but he’s been stressed since the first couple of weeks of the second semester in his first year of college. Kevin accepts the hug (even though he almost falls off his motorcycle; he barely got to kick the engine), and takes off his helmet.
“Really miss me huh?” Kevin grins like the cat who stole the canary, watching Edd flush.
“Quite a substantial amount actually.” Kissing Kevin on the cheek before stepping back, letting Kevin off his bike finally.
Edd chats about his day while grabbing Kevin’s helmet and showing him the direction of his dorm. Edd’s college is a lot more, prestigious than Kevins. He goes to a state college that accepted him with a athletic scholarship. Nothing ivy league worthy, but Edd? He got a good amount in scholarships, and is going to a place he rather enjoys. Works at the library part time, organizing the shelves, is in the chess club and Astronomy Research League - quite the hot shot in this place, Kevin smirks. But one thing that has Edd on a live wire is his new roommate.
Edd and his old George (Greg? Gary? something?) were a match made in heaven first semester. The boy was quiet, just as dorky and nerdy about ants and nature as Edd is. He was clean, and had a good sense of pop culture, if Kevin remembers, only meeting him that one time, since Edd visits Kevin more often then Kevin visits Edd. Double D’s school is just farther away, in the opposite direction while Kevin is closer to home.
Regardless, Edd can not stand his new roommate. Josh. (or was it Jeff?) Edd isn’t a tempered person - he’s kind, maybe a little sarcastic, but he’s always thinks of the best way to do something without hurting anyone. So when Edd says he doesn’t like Jeff (John maybe?), he really doesn’t like him.
OH MY GOSHHHHHH!!!!!

so I was in this wonderful livestream and got the inspiration to write this sweet blowjob fic right here.
NSFW
Kevin’s never given head. Sure he’s gotten it before, but he’d never had the chance to give it. He’s wanted to, oh god has he gotten off in the shower to the thought of a cock in his mouth and a hand in his hair; the moans he’d pull out, the taste of come on his tongue. Sighing, spent on the shower wall, evidence washing into the shower drain Kevin would blush, vowing to never admit it out loud. But the dream’s still there.
So when his dream came to life, (with a little convincing on his part. Edd had been very opposed to it at first but that was before Kevin started nuzzling his cock through his jeans.) Kevin did not back down no matter how nervous he was.
i saw this and had to draw it and hahA i avoided drawing dicks again sorry
i’m so late augh
but here’s some sloppy brodirk creampie for smuturday
good bye friends