tmi-tuesday:

It’s that time again! It’s what time, you ask? Why, it’s time for my IRL friends to look at me in horror and exclaim, “R.C., you spent a ridiculous amount of your own money on sex paraphernalia and you’re not even keeping any of it?! You’re crazy!” 

I am. 

I am crazy. 

CRAZY ABOUT SPREADING JOY LIKE SOME KIND OF SEX TOY SANTA, THAT IS.

It’s October, which means it’s Orgasm Awareness Month (idk I made that up last year and I’m sticking to it), which means…

Wait for it.

… It’s time for the second annual TMI Tuesday Sex Toy Giveaway! 

Last year, I gave away about $150 in sex paraphernalia and this year I’ve upped the ante. I’m very excited about this year’s haul. Are you ready for this jelly? Okay, here we go.

1 Grand Prize winner will receive:

- 1 Le Reve Femme Vibe (R.C.’s personal favorite)
- 1 Thunderbird Dual Action Vibrator
- 1 Doc Johnson Sliders Anal Vibrator
- 1 Pipedream Beginner’s Penetrix Strap-On with Dildo
- 1 Mini-Miracle Wand (like the Hitachi wand, only smaller)
- 1 Tenga Egg (penis masturbator)
- 1 set of Ben Wa Balls
- 1 bottle of spray anti-bacterial toy cleanser
- 1 bottle of Vlube water-based, glycerin-free, ultra-sensitive lubricant
- 1 25-pack of Crown Skinless Skin Condoms (voted #1 Best Condom by condomdepot.com 12 years in a row!)
- 1 12-pack of Glyde Sheer dams in assorted flavors
- 1 storage box
- 1 4-pack of AA batteries
- 1 4-pack of AAA batteries
- 1 $25 Amazon.com gift card

2 Runners-up will receive:

- 1 Sexology Bullet (each)


RULES:

All you have to do is reblog this ONCE. You can like this post all you want, but likes will not be counted. Reblogging more than once will nothelp your chances—let’s keep this fair. No need to follow me, either (unless you want to!). This is pure charity. The best kind of charity. The orgasm charity. 

YOU MUST BE 18 OR OLDER TO PARTICIPATE. I will not have angry parents suing me or coming after me in the night.

The contest will close on November 12th. Got that? Five weeks from today (Oct 8) I will choose a winner at random (by compiling everyone’s Tumblr handle, assigning each one a number, and using a random number generator) and send their care package of awesome just in time for the holidays! 

I will ship anywhere. Europe, Asia, Gallifrey — wherever. This is not limited to US/North America.

Please share this with all your followers and friends! Get ‘em in on the fun. 

RECAP:

- Over $250 of toys, lube, cleanser, condoms/dams, and an Amazon.com gift card for one lucky winner
- 1 Sexology Bullet to two runners-up
- Contest ends November 12th, 2013
- Must be 18+ (or the legal age in your country)
- Only one reblog is counted
- All winners will be chosen at random

That pretty much covers it. So, get to reblogging and signal boosting, and I’ll see you all in a month’s time with our winners.

GOOD LUCK!

(Any questions regarding this giveaway can be directed here. Please note: Not everything that is included in the grand prize is shown in the above image.)

glamfetish:

momdiggity:

witchlingprincess:

i really want this lingerie 

my tongue is hanging out of my mouth

hell yes

thattransguy:

thatsnothowitworks:

suckinontoez:

thatsnothowitworks:

dysphorik:

thatsnothowitworks:

This is why you need to bind safely.  The damage in the first picture is not the result of binding over numerous years with a simple binder.  It’s the result of unsafe and irresponsible binding.  Bind safely.

OH MY GOD I’M SHRIEKING THIS CAN’T FUCKING HAPPEN

It most certainly can.  

In stead of just saying BIND SAFELY you should explain the safe and in safe ways to bind.

1. Bind using only an actual binder (make sure you measure and get the proper size), or tight-ish sports bra in a pinch.  You want something that compresses while still having give so that your lungs can expand.  
2. Never use ace bandages/belts/tape/etc to bind.
3. Do not sleep in your binder.
4. Do not wear your binder for long periods of time.  I’ve seen 8 hours mentioned as the max amount of time.  Learn to read your body.  Some people cannot handle binding for even 8 hours but ignore the signs and injure themselves.
5. Whenever you take your binder off give a few big coughs, this well help to break up any fluid that may have settled in your lungs.
That’s all I can think of atm, but I think I’ve covered the basics.

I’m not tagging this for followers I just want all of you that bind hard to be careful. 

thattransguy:

thatsnothowitworks:

suckinontoez:

thatsnothowitworks:

dysphorik:

thatsnothowitworks:

This is why you need to bind safely.  The damage in the first picture is not the result of binding over numerous years with a simple binder.  It’s the result of unsafe and irresponsible binding.  Bind safely.

OH MY GOD I’M SHRIEKING THIS CAN’T FUCKING HAPPEN

It most certainly can.  

In stead of just saying BIND SAFELY you should explain the safe and in safe ways to bind.

1. Bind using only an actual binder (make sure you measure and get the proper size), or tight-ish sports bra in a pinch.  You want something that compresses while still having give so that your lungs can expand.  

2. Never use ace bandages/belts/tape/etc to bind.

3. Do not sleep in your binder.

4. Do not wear your binder for long periods of time.  I’ve seen 8 hours mentioned as the max amount of time.  Learn to read your body.  Some people cannot handle binding for even 8 hours but ignore the signs and injure themselves.

5. Whenever you take your binder off give a few big coughs, this well help to break up any fluid that may have settled in your lungs.

That’s all I can think of atm, but I think I’ve covered the basics.

I’m not tagging this for followers I just want all of you that bind hard to be careful. 

gifperv:

mermaids at play

Brides-Man

prosyviceroy:

Kevedd. EddyxNazz. No reason to lie, this will be just one of my many excuses to write Kevedd in suits.~

Kevin isn’t happy that Nazz is marrying Eddy, until he has a run in with Double D. Basically a PWP~

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dear god yes.

conanners:

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SORRY NOT SORRY take this and leave megoodbye goodbye forever 

nsfw under cut

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conanners:

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I STILL DONT SHIP IT OK BYE

nsfw under cut

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elazulselevanto:

hmmm..I should be working , just a lil doodle
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elazulselevanto:

hmmm..I should be working , just a lil doodle

prosyviceroy:

sobs. I had this written up but deleted it on accident!! so this isn’t as good as it probably was.. BUT i had to write something for-

THIS

cause my oh my frosty d;jkflfjfdj;lk

anyways, hope someone enjoys it~ only thing i’m sorry for is there not being the full sex~ maybe next time…cause yey i wanna write more teacher!au

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ufff yeahhhhh 

dickhaven:

xxx

dickhaven:

xxx

dickhaven:

xxx

Breakfest in Bed (Smutty Fanfic, Kevin/Edd/Nat)

kevwantsthedoubled:

tat-buns:

Rating: Lock the children out of the house.

A/N: Belated birthday gift for Frustratedpen06. She told me to get back in the kitchen and make her a man sandwich so I did. Specifically Kev/Nat/Edd. Somehow this turned into involving polyamory and a gay bar.

X

Double D never pictured himself sitting at a bar, dance music throbbing in his head, louder than the soft pounding in his chest. He sorely wished he had remembered to bring his earplugs; who knew how much damage he had caused his hearing after an hour here?

It was Kevin’s idea even, and Edd couldn’t exactly picture his boyfriend in this setting either. Sure, Kevin enjoyed the occasional beer and partying, but a gay bar? He had said they were meeting a friend of his here, though that friend had yet to show up.

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Yes!!! This was absolutely lovely. Give me all the polyamory. I will eat it up. And the ending was perf, okay? It shows their closeness.

Deeelish.

God this was really hot, wow.

Oh dear

noribouu:

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PORN UNDER THE CUT

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