notmikey:

how to be a lazy asshole.gif

notmikey:

how to be a lazy asshole.gif

alinajames:

We got one person saying it was too bad our Dirk was so skinny and lacked muscles and we were like ‘huh…’

alinajames:

We got one person saying it was too bad our Dirk was so skinny and lacked muscles and we were like ‘huh…’

renaris:

grolify:


Anonymous asked:
i had a dream where jane/roxy were having sex on webcam for jake/dirk who were also having sex on webcam and it was in your artstyle and i just wanted to say that your art is literally taking over my life help

You have the best dreams. The very best.

Wow what a great anon aahahahaha this is fucking perfect
the last tag really seals the deal so I’m keeping all of them omg

renaris:

grolify:

i had a dream where jane/roxy were having sex on webcam for jake/dirk who were also having sex on webcam and it was in your artstyle and i just wanted to say that your art is literally taking over my life help

You have the best dreams. The very best.

Wow what a great anon aahahahaha this is fucking perfect

the last tag really seals the deal so I’m keeping all of them omg

lucirinthenight:

ludicrouscupcake:

spritemix-a-lot:

Did you hesitate at all, Dirk?

HOLY SHIT.

WHAT IF I CRIED OVER A PICTURE?

SADKJFLASKJFLAS

lucirinthenight:

ludicrouscupcake:

spritemix-a-lot:

Did you hesitate at all, Dirk?

HOLY SHIT.

WHAT IF I CRIED OVER A PICTURE?

SADKJFLASKJFLAS

sassiest-alien:

I am so sorry. 

kinomatika:

i bet it does, uu. 

i bet it does.

tasteslikelemon:

So, this pic supposed to be romantic, but then, I drew that window, and ruined everything.

tasteslikelemon:

So, this pic supposed to be romantic, but then, I drew that window, and ruined everything.

berlink:

Strifes just get a little bit rough sometimes
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berlink:

Strifes just get a little bit rough sometimes

zebeck:

i want more dirkuu aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA

<3

zebeck:

i want more dirkuu aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA

<3

> [F] Karkat: See spades.

boyfriendleaders:

[Art by the fucking awesome nevernoahh. Thank you so much again!]

Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you have found someone you despise.

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synnesai:

zebeck:

i wanted to animate this ugh lazy bum
the full yaoi ◉◞౪◟◉

I AM SCREAMING AT YOU ZE

OMG SO CUTE
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synnesai:

zebeck:

i wanted to animate this ugh lazy bum

the full yaoi ◉◞౪◟◉

I AM SCREAMING AT YOU ZE

OMG SO CUTE

queen of gay knight porn: My headcanon is that uu gets off on tender and romantic gestures...
queen of gay knight porn: My headcanon is that uu gets off on tender and romantic gestures...

terminality:

My headcanon is that uu gets off on tender and romantic gestures because it’s something that’s totally foreign for troll relationships, even matesprits (moirails might engage in those sorts of romantic and gentle moments but never in public), and any troll would blush at the sight of such things.

CUTE

battlesuit:

No one can escape the miles.
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battlesuit:

No one can escape the miles.

n4ut:

renaris:

I figure the 200 or so of you who are here because Prince has been pimping me
might wanna see something from Hands Off

So uh, my heart just lept into my throat. I don’t think it’s coming back down any time soon.
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n4ut:

renaris:

I figure the 200 or so of you who are here because Prince has been pimping me

might wanna see something from Hands Off

So uh, my heart just lept into my throat. I don’t think it’s coming back down any time soon.