dekutree:

acceptable pet names:

  • babe
  • baby
  • sweetie
  • cutie pie
  • darling
  • honey

unacceptable pet names:

  • boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
  • cthulu 
  • sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
  • Leslie
  • floor
  • 2% milk
  • Ella Fitzgerald

cthulu? you bet! Zade your new pet name will be ‘Cthulu’ or ‘boo boo sweetie oojy poogy poo’; No you know what? call me Cthulu, I fucking love Cthulu, and I will call you  ’Sweet devil prince in the pale moon light’, and I will call Ethan ‘Ella Fitzgerald’

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