FUCK YOU HOMEWORK, I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH, SPECIALLY THAT FUCKING CLASS

dekutree:

acceptable pet names:

• babe
• baby
• sweetie
• cutie pie
• darling
• honey

unacceptable pet names:

• boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
• cthulu 
• sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
• Leslie
• floor
• 2% milk
• Ella Fitzgerald

cthulu? you bet! Zade your new pet name will be ‘Cthulu’ or ‘boo boo sweetie oojy poogy poo’; No you know what? call me Cthulu, I fucking love Cthulu, and I will call you  ’Sweet devil prince in the pale moon light’, and I will call Ethan ‘Ella Fitzgerald’