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"STAND" THIS AND "STAND" THAT. LISTEN BOY WHEN I WAS A KID WE HAD TO FIGHT AZTEC GODS WITH OUR BARE HANDS AND WE WERE THANKFUL FOR IT!
"Yeah but we didn’t get our moms to fight our Aztec vampire stripper battles for us now didn’t we”
i had a dream last night that i was working at starbucks and steve rogers walked in and ordered an iced americano and i said “one iced americano for the iced americano" and then i woke myself up by laughing too hard at my own joke